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Created on 2007-07-05 19:52:01 (#13314861), never updated
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Basic Info| Name: | madhappyangie |
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| Birthdate: | 1976-06-22 |
BioMurphy !
Murphy' law
Celibacy is not hereditary ,
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly gose to the bone.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference ,
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster,
Anything you try to fix well take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet,
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself,
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before,
A shout cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattining.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold make the rule,
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it .
Wit and Wisdom of the Ireland
1. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
2. As you slide down the bannister of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.
3. May you be in heaven half an hour befor the evil knows your dead.
4. Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege.
5. Get on your knees and thank the lord you're on your feet.
6. Dance as if no one were watching.
7. Tell the truth - there's less to remember.
8. Remember - no rain - no rainbow.
Murphy' law
Celibacy is not hereditary ,
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly gose to the bone.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference ,
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster,
Anything you try to fix well take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet,
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself,
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before,
A shout cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattining.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold make the rule,
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it .
Wit and Wisdom of the Ireland
1. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
2. As you slide down the bannister of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.
3. May you be in heaven half an hour befor the evil knows your dead.
4. Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege.
5. Get on your knees and thank the lord you're on your feet.
6. Dance as if no one were watching.
7. Tell the truth - there's less to remember.
8. Remember - no rain - no rainbow.
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